“I did not eat the cake.”A cake has gone missing from the kitchen and Dad wants to know where it has gone. But Albert says it wasn’t him.

Oh, no. It was eaten by some very naughty penguins who then kidnapped Albert and took him on a madcap adventure involving international travel in a giant jar of marmalade and a snowball fight with kangaroos. Albert’s dad is not impressed.

But Albert swears he’s telling the truth. HE DID NOT EAT THE CAKE! Could his story really be true?