NMEA man kills a prospective buyer for his car. On the verge of becoming a name in the interior design world, he can’t afford a scandal and must discreetly dispose of the body – not an easy job when the whole of London seems to be conspiring against him. Action, consequence, retribution: Getting Rid of Mister Kitchen is a sustained nightmare of thwarted ambition, a Dante-esque tour of a world at home with Tarantino and temazepam, where motive is meaningless and justice is just another victim.